Discount DJ Tulsa

The picture above is taken outside the venue Your Discount DJ of Tulsa played last night. Too bad Your Discount DJ of Tulsa will no longer be able to play this venue, due to the fact that the owner of the venue says that Your Discount DJ of Tulsa got Drunk at last nights event. Well, to defend himself, Your Discount DJ of Tulsa says that he was not Drunk, but only Tipsy!! Well, your Discount DJ of Tulsa was a little too Tipsy to drive home last night so he sleep in his ca...r in the empty lot across the street. When Your Discount DJ of Tulsa awoke he saw last nights Bride come out of the venue, probable finishing up some business with the venue. Your Discount DJ of Tulsa went over and asked her why she chose Your Discount DJ to DJ at such a upscale establishment. She quickly replied, "Discount DJ of Tulsa, I knew you were the Perfect DJ for us, since you had said in your ads that you Specialize in events were there was gonna be a lot of Womanizing, Whiskey Drinkin, and Brawlin, and I knew that my new Husbands Uncle, Mom, and Brother were going to be at the reception, and therefore, you would be the perfect fit. Your Discount DJ of Tulsa nodded in agreement with this wise rationality. Then the new Bride pulled your Discount DJ of Tulsa close, and pecked him on the cheek while pinching his bottom and said, "and by the way, that was one heck of a party you threw last night, Thank You So Much!!" Well, as you can imagine, Your Discount DJ of Tulsa is STILL blushing from this wonderful show of gratitude, the only downside being that as she left she said, "oh, bye the way, I wouldn't go within 100 yards of my sister if i were you Discount DJ of Tulsa. She said she was gonna get a restraining order out on you today, for creepin around her all last night". So as you can see Loyal Fans of Your Discount DJ of Tulsa, as in life, no event can go off Perfectly. So if you are currently at the down side of life's ups and downs, do not be discouraged, things are bound to turn around. And just remember, no matter how down things get, Your Discount DJ of Tulsa is rooting for you and just knows you will find a way to get through, and always remember, YOur Discount DJ of Tulsa Loves You Dearly. See more

The kid in the back was very upset with Your Discount DJ of Tulsa at last nights event. Your Discount DJ of Tulsa (pictured sitting on the speaker on the Rt) quickly showed the kid how to run the DJ equipment so that Your Discount DJ of Tulsa could go on and enjoy the party and Chase after the Chick who showed up to the Wedding with No Shoes On!! P.s. it has been a long time since Your Discount DJ of Tulsa has told you this, but he Loves You All Super Much, Even if you Do wear shoes!! P.s.s Happy Easter Everyone!

Your Discount DJ of Tulsa, thought that now would be a good time to tell you what sets Your Discount DJ of Tulsa apart from all the other DJ's. Whereas ALL the other (dishonest) DJ's in town will tell you that they got into DJ'ing because they wanted to make a couples dreams come true, and how they love what they do because they see all the happiness they bring out in people. Your Discount DJ of Tulsa will tell you the Truth! He got into DJ'ing, because a lot of the times ...when you do an event, there is gonna be a ton of free food and alcohol !! Also, at many of the events you DJ, chicks come out in there cutest, shortest skirts, and there sexiest high heels, and this is just an added bonus to the free food and beer! Also, all the other DJ's in town are always going on about the Fancy Smancy Mansion that they DJ'd at, or the posh 5 Star Hotel that they had a gig at. Well, let Your Discount DJ of Tulsa just tell you, that he too has DJ'd some supper cool places. Your Discount DJ of Tulsa once DJ'd along side the highway for a work crew, and had one of his speakers taken out by a passing car. Another time he played in a ditch for some homeless people. And the coolest gig he ever did was in a cave (it must have been a costume party, cause the group of guys that hired him were all wearing orange prison jump suites)! So, now that you have witnessed Your Discount DJ of Tulsa's Honesty and Credentials, Your Discount DJ of Tulsa can't even imagine you even thinking about Hiring another DJ! But here is the Kicker, and it what truly makes Your Discount DJ of Tulsa the Best DJ in the Whole World!! Even if you do decide to hire a different DJ , Your Discount DJ of Tulsa Would Still Love You Just The Same!!! Hurrayyyyy For Your Discount DJ of Tulsa!!!

Your Discount DJ of tulsa wants to wish everyone a Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!! Sorry it took him so long to post this, but it wasn't until Christmas Eve that Your Discount DJ of Tulsa got out of the hospital (read the last post too find out why), and he spent the following days hiding under a cover in the corner of his apartment, with all the lights off. This was due to the fact that only a few hours after your Discount DJ of Tulsa arrived home from the hosp...Continue reading

Well, Your Discount DJ of Tulsa finds himself Super thankful this Thanksgiving Day!! But we will get back to the reason a little latter. Usually your Discount DJ of Tulsa's Holiday Seasons are Horrible! Take last year for example. Last Thanksgiving your Discount DJ of Tulsa's ex-wife shows up with a full plate of turkey fixins, this surprised your Discount DJ of Tulsa quite a bit, since usually all his ex-wife does is make fun of his bike (his only mode of transportation) ...Continue reading