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Let's Have a GREAT Summer of 2021-- Boating Guest Etiquette 1. Show up on time, we don't need to be waiting for your late ass to arrive while we bake in the sun on hot asphalt while our ice melts. (And show up with ice) 2. Bring your own beer. Seriously? The fact I have to even mention it is pathetic...and bring enough for other people too. Don't be that asshole asking to "bum" a beer off people. I don't care if you're a hot chick or only gonna have 1. Everyone contributes. 3.... Don't bring red wine. We already know about your sophisticated pallet. We aren't on a Yacht, and you're a fucking drunk with bad balance, so leave the glass at home while you're at it too! 4. Kick the boat owner down for gas. And not $5. Remember that big ass lifted truck with the huge wheels and tires and the loud exhaust that dragged the boat to the lake/River? That shit doesn't run on hopes and dreams either. So $20 per person is customary. A day of boating can easily go over $200 in fuel. Not to mention one of you drunk assholes breaks something every time we are out, so consider that a deal. 5. Don't bring any random people without prior consent of the boat owner! Nobody wants to be held hostage for 6 hours in a confined space with someone who is Crying, Mad, An Asshole, hitting on your chicks, Ugly or any combination thereof. 6. That asshole in your group? The one doing shots at 11 am and vomiting by 2? They can stay home too. You know who your train-wrecks are and you'll be held responsible if you bring one. I don't care if their hot. 7. We don't go back early to drop off or pick up. As fun as it is to run the gauntlet of Sheriff Boats back to the dock as they watch you try to dock a boat wasted, in the wind, while you're seeing double isn't fun, not safe. Don't ask. 8. Don't smoke on the boat, not even on the edge. You're a drunk idiot, so I'll tell you twice before you burn the upholstery. And chew at your own risk, because if I ever take a swig of beer and get a mouthful of your spit No exceptions. Have a wonderful day and don't forget the sunscreen. See more

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Never buy a boat without a test drive or having it checked out 1st. We see to many of these every year.