Oklahoma City Mediocre Golf Association

MEDIOS!!!!!! IT is signing day!! It is 2021!! you know what that means?? nothing really, except now that it is post January 5th, you may register for the 2021 season of the MGATour.... Please hit up https://www.mgatour.com/chapters/oklahoma-city/ and look for the proper link to register, pay up, wait until I am no longer mediocre about setting up tournaments, and set a schedule for the year. For those of you interested in the possibility of going to Vegas, MGAWC21 is booked for Nov. 12 & 13 and I'm hopeful the vaccine will allow it to happen. I'm going to have them program the rNA in my dose to help me hit straighter. Lets have a great season, welcome some new faces, and enjoy a break from reality at least 8 times this year, the rest of the time you can worry about life, these 8 day are special, and should be treated as Sunday vacations. If you have any questions, please let me know. Regards- Scott Everhart P.S. The league has grown to a point where I will need some help and volunteers are welcome to help out in any way they ell they can... Please let me know if you are willing, and able to assist with tournaments.

The majors are over and you will have to wait until next year to become a major champion. But that’s no reason not to tell all the chicks in the bar that you’re a major champ anyway, while doing Jaeger shots and talking about how much money you made last year. Welcome to the Douche Bag Invitational! Everyone’s interpretation of a douche bag varies, so show us what you think one looks like by dressing up as him. Don’t worry about offending someone, because you probably will no matter what you wear. The winner of this event gets an embroidered visor, up-side-down naturally, because that’s how douche bags wear them. The logo depicts a knot of one dollar bills with a twenty wrapped around the outside.... douche. https://www.mgatour.com//oklahoma-city-douche-bag-invitati